OnConditionofAnonymity

Rice Closer to Bush than Many Imagine

A disgruntled former CIA operative, speaking on condition of anonymity, has disclosed that President George W. Bush and Condoleeza Rice have been regularly sexually intimate since mid-2002.

“They meet for sex at Camp David, on Air Force One, and in the White House Briefing Room,” this official reported. “Bush was a notorious cocksman long before he became president,” the official stated. According to the official, the CIA has accumulated a voluminous file on Bush’s escapades not only with Rice, but also with other DC women. “He came on to both Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein, but they turned him down. We do have tape of him with Olympia Snow, though.”

The Rice-Bush tapes are certain to be disclosed during the upcoming hearings on Rice’s nomination to be the Secretary of State. According to this former official, the CIA has leaked the footage of Bush and Rice to Democratic senators on the Foreign Affairs Committee. It is unknown at this time if these officials will use the tapes to discredit Rice and embarrass the administration.