Nancy Pelosi Waterboarded into Compliance in 2002
A highly placed CIA official, speaking ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY, has disclosed that Representative Nancy Pelosi was waterboarded in late August, 2002.
Many liberals feel betrayed by the announcement today that Pelosi and other key members of Congress, both Republicans and Democrats, were briefed by the CIA on its harsh interrogation techniques in September, 2002 and did not object to the illegal techniques that violate standards of human decency and the Geneva Conventions. What prevented Pelosi from protesting?
"Pelosi didn't object," the official stated, "because she had been waterboarded into submission herself." The official, who demanded ANONYMITY due to the sensational nature of his or her disclosures, stated that he or she was present at the waterboarding. "Blackwater USA operatives on contract with the CIA snatched Pelosi as she left her San Mateo offices late one evening. She was taken to a mobile interrogation unit -- a semi truck and trailer especially outfitted for harsh interrogation -- and subjected to waterboarding," the official reported. "I was there and witnessed the entire event."
According to the official, Pelosi, who became hysterical immediately well before the first immersion, attempted to escape the torture by giving the interrogators whatever they wanted. "Don't do this!" she reportedly screamed. "Whatever you want, I'll give it to you." The Blackwater interrogators told her to shut up and that she was going to get waterboarded anyway. "We won't trust anything you say until you've been 'boarded," the operatives told her.
After repeatedly tipping the board into the water as Pelosi struggled to hold her breath, the Blackwater torturers demanded that the Speaker-to-be repeat their instructions: "Say, 'I support the CIA's interrogation techniques,'" the operatives reportedly screamed. "I support the CIA's interrogation techniques," Pelosi sputtered, "Please, I beg you, no more, no more." In spite of her pleas, Pelosi was dunked again and again until the operatives were convinced she'd remain quiet, the informant said. "She wasn't tough. She was surprisingly weak. She gave in quicker than almost anybody," the anonymous operative reported. "The Blackwater guys made it clear she'd be tortured again if there was the slightest indication she might report what had been done or if she acted to stop the CIA's torture methods," the CIA insider reported.
"You should also know that the orders to waterboard Pelosi came from Rove and Bush and Cheney," the insider stated. "They had a video feed. They saw it all. What I heard was that Bush was rubbing his crotch throughout the 30 minute 'interrogation event,'" said the insider speaking ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY.
