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BUSH: "TROOPS DIED IN VAIN. SO FUCKING WHAT!?!"

A White House insider, speaking ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY, has disclosed that President Bush raged at a strategy session when asked about plans to attack the Democrats for requiring a timetable for troop withdrawal from Iraq. According to this insider, the question arose about how to stop the Democrat's timetable by accusing them of making the troops deaths meaningless.

Bush is reported to have screamed, "The troops DID die in vain, and so fucking what!?! We sent them there to get killed for the benefit of Martin-Marietta, and Texas Instruments, and Boeing, and Halliburton, and all the billionaires who've made more billions off Iraq. So, all these companies and billionaires benefited and how is that dying in vain? These troops are just cannon fodder. How important are they anyway? Now if we had a draft and guys and gals from Yale or Harvard had to go, the they'd be dying in vain. But these assholes are pissant schmucks who weren't going anywhere in life anyway. Fuck 'em. You can't build a police state like we're doing in America without some fuckers getting killed. Better that the ones getting killed are the guys who couldn't pass high school math, Niggers and Spics and Crackheads and losers."