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Jeff Gannon is George Bush's Monica Lewinsky

Jeff Gannon was more than a nude poster boy for gay magazines says a highly placed U.S. intelligence services operative speaking ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY. In a revelation that is certain to provoke widespread disbelief, this operative discloses that Gannon, aka James Guckert, had homosexual relations with George W. Bush. "It should come as no surprise that Bush would have gay impulses," this operative asserts, "given the intensity of his reaction formation to homosexuality." The intelligence services have pictures of Bush and Gannon, according to the operative. "These photos show explicit sex, triple X rated stuff," the intelligence agent states. "I think people just don't understand that George thought it was cute to put his boyfriend into the press conference and have him ask questions. This is the kind of 'camp' activity that gays love."