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Tuesday, April 26, 2011


Trump Clone Created in U.K.

An insider at the Roslin Institute laboratory near Edinburgh, Scotland, speaking ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY, has reported that Ian Wilmut and Keith Campbell, the geneticists who cloned Dolly, the sheep, were approached by American financier and potential presidential candidate, Donald Trump to create a clone of him.

According to the anonymous source, Trump produced his foreskin, which had been saved when he was circumcised shortly after birth. Speaking ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY, because he was not authorized to discuss the project and because the contract between Trump and the Roslin Institute mandated complete secrecy, the source reported that researchers successfully created a Trump clone using cells from the foreskin.

According to the insider, the researchers, who considered their work to have been highly successful, said the clone turned out to be "a complete dick."

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