American President Corporation for President A boardroom insider, speaking ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY, has disclosed that hedge fund managers, bank CEOs, and chairmen of major businesses in agriculture, manufacturing, insurance, media, and pharmaceuticals are forming a new company, American President Corporation, to run for president of the United States.
The insider has leaked the information because he appears to believe American citizens should have advance knowledge of what is in store for the democracy. “The Citizens United decision by the Supreme Court granted personhood to corporations,” the whistleblower stated, and now a group of very wealthy, very influential businessmen are taking advantage of the opportunity.”
According to the leaker, the corporation itself would run for the office of President and Commander in Chief. The corporation would have a CEO, but he (or she) would not be the actual president unlike the current situation where a human being, presently Barack Obama and before him George W. Bush, occupies the oval office. The advantage of this development is that if the Board of Directors of the new corporation, disapproves of the performance of the company under the CEO, the CEO could be replaced. “The President would not be replaced, because American President Corporation, if elected, would be the President,” stated the insider.
“The investors who are forming the company intend to run American President Corporation on both the Democratic and Republican primaries,” said the insider, speaking ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY. “Most citizens realize there is not much difference between the two parties,” the whistleblower explained, “and so we believe APC will attract voters from both parties.” The company founders see that the biggest challenge to American values comes from the fringes of each party, the Tea Party on the Republican side and the radical, progressive, environmental, regulatory-hungry wing of the Democratic side. “American President will offer voters fearful of a Tea Party or Occupy Wall Street takeover the opportunity to vote for a candidate that is best suited to running the nation,” said the insider.
The insider further disclosed, ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY, that Diebold Corporation, manufacturer of voting machines used in many states, is a prominent member of the group forming American President Corporation. “Citizens may be concerned that Diebold, which was implicated in voting fraud during the election of George W. Bush to both his terms, may have a position of power in determining future election outcomes,” said the informant. He went on to say that the Fair Election Practices Committee, which would be appointed by American President Corporation if it were elected, would carefully and fully investigate any complaints of alleged wrongdoing.
“Depending upon the success of APC, the company’s founders are going to investigate creating a governor corporation in each state, for example, California Governor Corporation. If that flies you'll certainly see House and Senate corporations in every state as well,” the insider further disclosed.