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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Corporation to charge for Ejaculation 


    Attorneys for Incyte Corporation of Palo Alto, CA are taking legal action to protect against unlawful dissemination of the company’s patented human growth hormone gene.  Speaking On Condition Of Anonymity, a highly placed source in the company reported on company discussions.  “Incyte has spent literally hundreds of millions of dollars to isolate the gene for human growth hormone,” a company spokesman explained, “and the value of the gene is being degraded through dissemination that is not paid for.”

    Incyte attorneys’ hopes have been buoyed by the recent Supreme Court decision that said an Indiana farmer violated Monsanto Co.'s patents on soybean seeds resistant to its weed-killer by growing the beans without buying new seeds from the corporation.  Monsanto had inserted into the soybean genome a gene for Round-Up resistance it isolated from nature and patented.  The company cited Justice Kagan’s comment that the Indiana farmer planted Monsanto's patented soybeans solely to make and market replicas of them, thus depriving the company of the reward patent law provides for the sale of each article.  Kagan said, ‘Patent exhaustion provides no haven for such conduct.’

    Attorneys for the genetic engineering company are arguing that when men ejaculate into a woman, they are doing so “solely for the purpose of making replicas” of the human growth hormone gene, among others among the 24,000 genes in human DNA.  “Incyte owns the rights to the human growth hormone gene,” the spokesman stated, “and our patent does not become exhausted just because a man carries that gene in his sperm, a copy that he did not purchase from us.”

    Incyte hopes that universities and private firms who have patented at least 4,000 human genes or almost 20% of the human genome will join in the suit against unauthorized, unlawful, uncompensated dissemination of their products.  “Men need to face the fact that American and foreign corporations and universities own the rights to their genes and hence their sperm.  They must understand that the companies and universities have a right to be compensated for dissemination of their products,” said  Davis Longsdon, a patent attorney not affiliated with either Incyte or Monsanto.

    In their lawsuit, Incyte is demanding a fee of $1.00 for every ejaculation into a female by an unlicensed male.  “Masturbation doesn’t qualify,” said company attorneys, “because the objective is not dissemination of the patented gene.”  The company spokesman admitted that monitoring unauthorized spermic dissemination and collecting the fee could be problematical.  Industry insiders have said a consortium of genetic engineering companies and universities is developing an implantable microchip that would register ejaculations and would transmit the data to a central collection agency.  “Incyte estimates that it could earn as much as $500 million per year if the monitoring and reporting system were enabled,” stated the spokesman.  Bloomberg reported that Incyte stock rose 82.5 points in heavy trading shortly after the news was made public. 

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