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Saturday, July 19, 2014

A Tax Shelter for the 99% 

      A highly placed insider at the secretive Offshore Tax Shelter Corporation (OTSC), speaking ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY, has disclosed that OTSC will soon roll out a new product, the Offshore Tax Shelter Collective.  "The new product will be marketed as A Tax Shelter for the 99%" the insider explained.  "OTSC believes that the average American is sick and tired of seeing how the big corporations and the wealthy 1% avoid paying their fair share of taxes.  Many Americans are envious that some corporations don't pay any taxes at all on billions of dollars of income," the insider disclosed.  

     According to descriptions provided by the insider, A Tax Shelter for the 99% will allow individuals to invest money in companies located in the Cayman Islands or the Seychelle Islands.  "Until now," the insider explained, "the cost of starting up an offshore corporation was more than one low- or middle-class person could afford.  Also, these tax shelters required sizable investments that individually the 99% simply could not afford."   By combining the investments of many individuals, A Tax Shelter for the 99% will have sufficient funds to assure a zero tax for average citizens.  "Say you're a family of four and you have a gross income of $60,000.  You're barely making it in America today, and on top of that the IRS will take $3,000 to $6,000 in taxes," the insider said.  "If you could save that tax money over several years, you could send your kids to college and save something for your retirement." 

      OTSC apparently hopes to cash in on the anger of the 99% at the income inequality that has divided America into a few haves and a very large and unhappy population of have-nots.  

posted by Shaman Omaha  # 10:20 PM
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